So, hopefully I accurately painted how much I love this team. I love them more than most girls I’ve dated. I’ve turned down sex for just watching them play several times, and more. Absurd.

This is why I’m so angry. I have blindly poured my trust into this team for years. I’ve always just written off what I knew was foolish as, “They know what they are doing.” only to be rewarded with embarrassment. EVERY TIME. Every ‘Buy into the Future.’ has been met with my enthusiasm and money. Every time. Every, ‘The Future Is Now,’ I’ve defended to every on that attacked me with all that I could. But that’s part of the problem. This isn’t a normal town.

No one is from D.C. Every one comes here for the jobs we have, but no one is from here. My best friend is a 49ers fan. My other best friend is a Ravens fan. The other good friend I have is an Eagles fan. No one is from here. And that’s just the people I know. This is true for the whole city.

Every week I deal with people telling me how much my team sucks. More than half the time they are people who root for a huge rival of mine and live in MY city. THEY MOVE HERE FOR JOBS THEY NEED TO LIVE AND FUCKING DISRESPECT ME, AND MY CITY.

But you know what? I’ve come to terms with that. Noone elses city has jobs, apparently. This just means that every week, I meet fans of teams from Dallas, Philly, New York, plus teams I don’t care about. Nats Park is invaded every week. The Caps, prior to any one knowing who Ovi was, was always the other team. Even the playoffs two years ago, we had trouble with this. I’m still okay with this. I’ve been dealing with this my whole life.

You know what’s not okay? SPENDING YOUR ENTIRE BY WEEK NOT FUCKING PREPARING YOUR TEAM. You come out, clearly knowing that you can’t let the Eagles beat you in the air, and you assign a Strong safety, even if I think he’s the best strong safety in the league, you fucking assign him to DESEAN JACKSON?